Saturday, April 7, 2007

Secret to becoming irresistable


I should be charging for this information! In the wrong hands, this could be used for nefarious, and devious purposes. So I'm going to have to demand that you promise to use this knowledge only for good.
These are the steps to becoming irresitable...
1) Think and active positive. An upbeat positive person attracts and a negative and down person repels.
2) Show tons of appreciation. Everyone loves to feel appreciated. Go beyond the norm and show appreciation even when its service you paid for.
3) Smile and laugh abundantly. Its the biggest magnet you have at your disposal.
And now for the really good secret to making you irrisitable....
If its women you want to find you irresistable.....Be open and share. By that I mean, women love to share feelings and if a man opens up and shares his innermost feelings, you are guaranteed to be a hit. If you can work up a tear or two.....that's a home run!
If its a man you want to find you irresistable.....buy the beer (and not the cheap stuff either)!
And that amigos, is the wisdom of Eduardo!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Tim said...

Is bringing forth tears really good? It can certainly net you relationships, but they tend to be the kind of relations that affect you negatively. Be among happy people, and you will be happy.

April 18, 2007 2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm breaking this post down as a three layer cake. The first layer is demonstrating positive attitude. Tasty. The next layer is an attitude of gratitude. Delicious! The third layer is to smile. Scrumptious.

However, no cake is complete until the frosting is applied, and here the frosting is: BE MANIPULATIVE! Honestly, "work up a tear or two... that's a home run" is some pretty nasty frosting you got there, Eduardo, and it ruins an otherwise delicious confection.

April 18, 2007 3:32 PM  
Blogger Christopher said...

I think it especially helps when you spell things correctly -- one gets ever so much more attractive when others aren't wondering what the heck it is you are going on about. Spell check is your friend. Irresitable indeed.

April 18, 2007 9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thumps up, Christopher.

January 9, 2008 8:24 AM  
Blogger Edward McBeth said...

thanks for your comments....I hope you guys realize that the 'tears and beers' comments were my weird sense of humor showing through.
Thanks for stopping by!

January 9, 2008 9:24 AM  

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