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Another get rich quick scheme from Eduardo!
I've been thinking about all the people in this world that are not happy. It occurred to me that a lot of them are rich or at least have more money they need.
So I'm thinking lets set up a "Eduardo's Happy School". The purpose would be to teach people how to be happy. I wonder what they would pay for something wonderful like that. I'll bet parents who have a kid with a real bad attitude would be delighted to ship off little Johnny for a few semesters if they thought he'd come back without that chip on his shoulder and so happy he'll hug his little sister?
And what's the point amassing a fortune if you are not happy? This is the adult group where we make the really big bucks! I've spent all this time and effort writing about this stuff, I may as well write a curriculum and cash in.
I've even developed a school motto, well actually its a quote from Willie Davis....
"If you step on people in this life,
you're going to come back as a cockroach"
Nothing wrong with a little tough love at Eduardo's Happy School. Ok, maybe that was a little too tough, so how about this one...
"Never miss an opportunity
to make others happpy,
even if you have to leave
them alone to do it"
I can see that you are liking this idea. So I will need investors and that amigos is your big opportunity! Send me your life savings and I promise, well no I won't promise, but I will really, really, really try and invest it wisely in my school. And I guarantee we all be fabulously rich beyond our wildest dreams. (actually I can only guarantee that I will be rich beyond my wildest dreams)
"Someone's going to end up really happy
so it may as well be me"
Eduardo


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