The International Foundation For Peace And Quiet

"I have a plan to save lives and raise the worlds' thinking power"

This is a BIG idea from Eduardo! I've decided to start 'The International Foundation For Peace & Quiet' and you can be one it's founding members!

The world has become much too noisy and according to the World Health Organization (WHO) two in every 100 deaths from heart disease may be caused by stress related to NOISE! Imagine that, 10's of thousands of people around the world are dying from exposure to, too much darn noise!

Even when you are sleeping your ears, brains and body continue to react to sounds and in return they raise levels of stress homones. This can cause physiological changes that can be life threatening. (think snoring)

In addition as we have learned your brain functions much better in peace and quiet. It's hard to concentrate and think in a noisy environment. Great ideas are born in..silence.

But fear not good people, Eduardo has a plan! Once you make your generous donations to my new foundation, we will start hiring the 'Peace Quiet Secret Police Force' Their job will be to seek and destroy anything or anybody making unnecessary noise. Soon we will have peace and quiet on the planet. Lives will be saved and the increased thinking will lead to all kinds of incredible innovations and ideas to better the planet. Cool, huh?

(of course any excess donations will go into my pocket, to fund my private research. You've already been witness to some of my incredible ideas, just imagine what I could think up if you sent me enough money so I could retire to a tropical island and just kick back with a margarita and think)

Thanking you in advance...

Eduardo