The secret to a long life...revealed right here!

You may not realize it, but, just because you read this blog, you are going to be one the first people on the planet to find out about..
"The secret to a long healthy life"
This is a Truthteller exclusive! I will be applying for a patent on this remarkable idea, so don't try and steal it for profit!
This afternoon I had one of those eureka moments, and almost drove off the road. I was driving home and thinking about the Law of Attraction. For those few who don't know what that is, here is what everyone on the Internet is all abuzz about..
"what you think about most, is what you attract into your life"
Your subconcious mind is taking your predominant thoughts and manifesting them into reality. Stay with me, this gets interesting.
So I was thinking about what message your subconsious gets when you never or rarely laugh. It must be thinking....this is no fun, let's get out of here, as soon as we can. So then it starts manifesting a retreat from life (you die early) To do that it needs to manifest poor health.
Now what about a person who laughs a lot? Then the subconcious must be interpreting this as...this life thing is fun and easy, let's stick around as long as possible. And to keep you around for a long time, it needs to keep you healthy.
Brilliant logic right? I can see the future with Laughter and Longevity Schools springing up everywhere. Maybe we could franchise the idea and really cash in. You send me your money to invest and I'll (laugh all the way to the bank).
I'm feeling so good about this idea, I'll leave you with a couple of my favourite laughter quotes..
"I am thankful for laughter,
except when milk comes out of my nose" (Woody Allen)
and then there is this...
"the first day I found your blog Eduardo,
I couldn't stop laughing all day long.
One of these days, I think
I'm going to read it" (unknown)
Eduardo
P.S. This is a reprint of an article I wrote several months ago. I just re-discovered it and thought it worthy of posting again, I hope you enjoyed it!


3 Comments:
Several thousand years ago, a very wise man said "a MERRY HEART doeth good like medicine"-- and there are more references to that same thought throughout THE book. I absolutely LOVE your blog-- and you are right on with that long life thing-- most people take life WAY to seriously!! Why panic or stress out over it? YOu "ain't getting out alive" anyway- so enjoy the ride! Oh yes, that "book" I mentioned also says "I freely give you ALL things to ENJOY"-- NOT to fret over!!
You are right on as usual! Keep up the GREAT and funny work!!
glad to see that you stop by for a visit Chappy! I enjoy your feedback. I also noticed that the article you wrote for this site has had links to other sites, so your words are spreading out on the internet.
Well, I love this blog. Inspiration comes from some rather unique places sometimes-- and I get more from your blog than anywhere else lately.
I hope those people linked to me don't follow my direction, but rather choose to INVESTIGATE and find out for themselves. That has been the problem with church and the Bible for so long-- too many people never looking at it but taking the word of some "I'm holier than you guys, so I preach it" preacher. But, I digress...
Back to those people-- if they go by my life..God help them!!
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