May all of your regrets for 2007...last as long as your resolutions in 2008

As a little treat before the year ends, let me share this story with you....

I went in recently to see the Doctor for my annual check up. After the good Doctor had finished his probing and prodding, I couldn't resist asking him a question.

Doc, I said, do you think I will live to be a 100?

He paused for a moment and said, "well Eduardo, let me ask you a few questions first."

Do you smoke cigarettes,marijuana or do any other illegal drugs?
"Oh no," I replied. "I don't do any unprescribed drugs, either."

"He said "Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?"
I said, "No, I like to have quiet times alone, so I stay home a lot."

"Do you eat steaks and grilled ribs?"
I said, "No, everything I read says that all red meat is unhealthy and as for the grill, not going to happen!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, beach volleyball or bicycling?"
"No, I am aware of the dangers of too much sun," I said.

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I'm certainly not into such dangerous activities."

He looked at me and said, "Then Eduardo why do you give a damn?"

(obviously a fictitious story)

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Eduardo