The simple secrets to Valentine's Day

If you haven't yet picked out a Valentine's Day gift or planned for that day...you are in luck!
After some intensive research and having been on the planet longer than most, I have the answers to a perfect Valentine Day. I know I should charge for these secrets but I really like you guys. So just this once, I shall share all for FREE...
First let me say that the problem for most is as simple as; men don't understand how women think and women are no better. Ok, that didn't rock your world yet but it soon will.
FOR MEN: I will give you key and all that you need to do is apply it to any Valentine Day decision you make and presto you are Mr. Perfect. You will be considered to be thoughtful, considerate and romantic, just as long as you use this key....
"a woman has had a fantastic Valentine's Day if....it makes her friends jealous"
Through much trial and mostly error, I figured that one out and now the secret is yours....enjoy!
FOR WOMEN: This one is so simple and yet for some reason even though most women know it, they simply refuse to comply. Oh, sure some do, but most don't. No, ladies, I'm not talking about sex (but that's a great idea too). Since you also get it wrong most of the time, I will spill the beans, because I like you women sooo much....
"Women always want to give us what they want us to have and not what we really want."
Let me give you an example; one of the best gifts I've ever received was a case of beer! Not just my favorite Mexican cervesa but 12 bottles of beer, each one from a different country. Now that's a super gift, too bad it came from a buddy and not a lady. I would have been super impressed. So the simple thing to do if you are not sure what to give is to ask his buddies. A ticket to the next major sports event or a new golf club might make him so misty eyed, he will be singing your praises.
I know what you are thinking....if you are such a Romeo Eduardo, why are you still single? Somethings are just not explainable (especially to me).
Smile, now you know something the others don't!
Eduardo


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