I'm looking for a drop dead gorgeous woman!

"The best marriages are those where women marry men, who are less attractive than themselves, research has found."

Was I ever excited when I found this research. Imagine that, if you gorgeous women want to have a happy marriage, you should marry a man who is ugly. That's fantastic news for guys like me.

Oh sure, you could pick some handsome rich dude but then you would only end up unhappy. Maybe, you would be happy for a few months but why ruin your chances for lasting happines. Marry Ugly!

Now in case you weren't aware, I am single and some have said, just a little looks challenged! But if you really want to score big, I have another single buddy who is butt ugly (he'll deny it but trust me on this one).

Eduardo

P.S. I have some friends with really good relationships, so now I understand why!