The potential is totally mind blowing!

When was your last hug?
I've been doing a little research to test the potential of my HUGS TO GO franchise idea. What I've discovered is a market so huge it is truly mind blowing. In my research I discovered that the experts believe we need a lot of hugs just to survive and a lot more to grow. Check these figures out:
1. We need 4 hugs a day for healthy survival
2. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance
3. And we need 12 hugs a day for growth
Now lets do some simple math to test the market potential;
There are approximately 300 Million people living in the USA.
Lets assume that 10% of them or 30 Million would be in need of our service.
They will need 12 hugs per day, that's 360 Million hugs per day
At just $1.00 per hug that's $360 millions dollars per day
Times this by 365 days per year and my calculator went beserk!
Now consider world wide potential with 6.7 Billion people and the profit is beyond your imagination and would require that Big Blue Computer to calculate my future wealth.
Warren Buffet, I laugh at your pitiful little wealth, I'll buy you out with with my coffee money .
My Dirty Little Secret
I wasn't going to disclose this however in my ongoing desire to be Truthteller, I am by conscience (yes I do have one) forced to share the complete truth about my plan......hugs are addictive! More addictive than cigarettes, cocaine and Paris Hilton stories. So the business will be unstoppable. I suppose some governments will force me to reveal my dirty little secret in my advertising, but I'll just put it in teeny tiny letters hidden in the copy somewhere.
And that's not all!
Remember, I said I'll sell franchises. The cost of my franchise I estimate to be only $19.95 each. I know......amazingly cheap. Still I project revenues from franchise sales to be in the Trillions of Dollars. PLUS, there is the 5% royalty from each sale. By the end of the first year I anticipate I'll buy my son Hawaii for a birthday present.
Stay tuned because we have so much more to discuss. I haven't even touched on all the benefits of hugging.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go look at some yaht's and a private jet!
Adios my lucky amigos and don't forget to email me your franchise applications.
Eduardo


2 Comments:
I keep forgetting that this is supposed to be a money making deal. Just today I have given away six or seven hugs for free! I guess there is probably no way to go back to those people and get the money. I will try to do better, especially since I'm supposed to be sending you royalties on each hug!
No Gracie, you are on track. Go back and read the article again. You need up to 12 hugs per day for growth of your spirit. So instead of giving them away you are actually collecting what is due you. It is a tenant of my business plan that you must first collect your 12 hugs before you can sell your left over hugs.Keep up the good work!
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