Monday, August 11, 2008

We're all going to be RICH!




"YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET....JUST BECAUSE YOU READ TRUTHTELLER|

I like you people soooo much I'm going to let you in on what is soon to be the fastest growing franchise on the planet.  My idea is going to make us all rich (especially me).

The basics of a highly successful franschies are;

1. Low cost of entry
2. Mass appeal
3. Low overhead
4. Great BIG profits

I've got it all figured out and I'm going to let you be the first in your area to buy one of my franchises.  This is so darn good you may want to buy a master franchise and then sell sub franchises off to your friends. 

I came to this idea when I realized that I've been giving away my product for free all of my life.  I've been witness to the smiles and happiness it brings. The cost is nothing and the value is priceless.....

HUGS TO GO

Isn't that a beautiful name for a franchise? The name says it all! And as a friend said when I proposed it....it's beautiful and simple, just like you.

Oh yeah, you laugh at me now, but just you think about all the people on this little round planet who are starved for a good hug? What would they pay for a really good hug from Eduardo or better yet someone really handsome or a beautiful lady. And kids...who doesen't like a hug from a giggly kid? See....I told you...we're going to be rich!

It has even occurred to me that I don't have to sell hugs one at a time. I will make available monthly or yearly contracts at a slight discount. Of course we will set up automatic withdrawals from your banking account.

My days of being a Hugslut, giving away those free hugs to every lady that crosses my path are over. I'm going to be a mega rich entrepeneur. I'll be a celebrity like Donald Trump (only nice). I might even set up a charitable foundation and give away some of my product free to the poor and needy (and really hot girls).

So contact me right away for franchise information and a mailing addresss for your very reasonable deposit before someone else beats you to the gold. Oh yes, of course I provide personal training (for the ladies only) I'll find a beautiful female assistant to conduct the male training.

I'm not sure whether it's the prospect of all the money I'm going to make or the sheer love of providing a service like this, that I'm most excited about. The one thing I am certain about is that I will be doing like all the self help gurus tell us...I'll be following my bliss!

"You laugh at me because I'm different
I laugh at you because you're all the same"

(I can't remember who said that, but she must have been a genius)

Eduardo, President
Hugs To Go

P.S. I trust you took notice that what I'm proposing could be classified as an 'eco business' I stongly encourage that all of hug products be recycled!

6 Comments:

Anonymous gracie1956 said...

I laughed all the way through this post! I bet you could auction hugs off on e-bay. They auction everything else on there, why not hugs? I have a proposal to make. No...not that kind of proposal silly! I will be your co-owner and we both will get rich. I can just see it now...we could start a new reality show called Who Wants To Be A Rich Hugger or how about The Price Of My Hugs Is Right or maybe Dial A Hug where people call a phone number that has a recording that says, You Have Just Been Hugged....what do ya think? The many ways this idea could make us rich are endless! Oh, I have just one more.....What this world needs is more love so I nominate you President Of Hugs and I can be your vice-president. That way when there is a conflict between nations we will make them hug each other before they sit down to talk!

Sorry this was so long, you just really got me going on this one!

August 11, 2008 4:08 PM  
Blogger Edward McBeth said...

terrific ideas Gracie, I particularly love the ebay aution idea.  This idea is even bigger than I thought.
I am hereby appointing you ....First Vice-President, in charge of Research and Development. It's time to go international!

August 11, 2008 4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way to go senior capitan !
OK if you make a tidy little profit of the ideas, but I believe I am the original Hugslut, although I have relinquished the title , I may want to collect a small fee for the use of the name...
any starting offers...???
Cpt'n Juan Pedro

August 11, 2008 6:06 PM  
Blogger Edward McBeth said...

Capt Juan Pedro, while it is true that you were indeed the original Hugslut, you unfortunately failed to recognize the profit potential. Perhaps you simple lacked the perserverance to see it throught to a profitable conclusion. However, in the spirit of fairness I deem you are entitled to 1% for the inspiration. while I retain the rights to the remaining 99% for the perspiration. Sound fair?

August 11, 2008 6:47 PM  
Anonymous gracie1956 said...

You just crack me up! I saw on TV just now that laughing adds eight years to a persons life. Thanks for the contribution to my life!

August 11, 2008 8:19 PM  
Blogger Edward McBeth said...

This just keeps getting better Gracie. Incredible profits, a service in GREAT demand and now a marketing plan. I can see the headlines.... ADD 8 YEARS TO YOUR LIFE....GET HUGS FOR LIFE!
Beautiful, I see a Nobel Peace Prize in our future...

August 11, 2008 9:17 PM  

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