Talk to a guru

I've been sitting here at my computer looking over some other sites that deal with success, happiness and abundance. It started me thinking what it would be like if I were a guru, sitting on some mountain top.

People would scale the mountain, risking their lives to get the opportunity to ask me great questions, like what is the meaning of life. Stuff like that.

So let me play along with you and see what wisdom or lack of wisdom comes up. I'll be the wise guru named Truthteller and you will be The Foolish One . Hey, its my blog, I get to decide who is who!

Foolish One Oh great Truthteller, I have risked my life to climb this mountain.

Truthteller Was it worth it?

Foolish One How would I know, I just got here and haven't heard you answer a question yet?

Truthteller Well then, Foolish One, why don't you ask a question?

Foolish One Ok, I will.....I work hard, and yet I can't seem to accumulate wealth nor happiness.

Truthteller Don't tell me about your problems, tell me about your solutions.

Foolish One If I had solutions, I wouldn't have climbed up this damn moutain to see you.

Truthteller Concentrate on solutions and that is what you will find.

Foolish One I hope they don't pay you to give this kind of advice. What else have you got for me?

Truthteller The answer is within you, all you want is for me to give you a shortcut.

Foolish One You know Mr. Truthteller, the more I think about what you said, the more sense it makes to me. Maybe you're smarter than you look in those silly robes. By the way, it almost killed me to climb this mountain. I took me 3 days and I'm beaten and bruised. I barely could summon the strength to get here. How the heck did a scrawny little guru like you make it up here.

Truthteller It only took me 20 minutes....I took the gondola ride on the other side of the mountain.

Eduardo