I'm here for you ladies!
I just read a very significant report out of the University of North Carolina. It has incredible implications for all you ladies who stop by this site.
Here is the short version of what the researchers found. Women who are hugged regularly have a lower risk of heart disease. Good grief, I don't want to lose you ladies who visit here. The right thing to do would to be to offer myself up so as to save your lives.
Smile, if you need a hug, I'm here for you!
Eduardo
P.S. I'll bet you didn't know it is National Play Hookey Day Probably a big cover up by employers to prevent the national media from picking up the story. But now you know so do the right thing and play hookey from work or school. Play hookey from your kids, play hookey from annoying people, play hookey from any responsibilities. Don't worry, I'll lead the charge...adios, I'm headed for the lake! (and if you can find me I'm giving away hugs for free all day)
posted by Edward McBeth at
10:13 AM
2 Comments:
We know what men get who are hugged regularly. By the way, are you really so good that you can sell hugs? If so then why so cheap? Oh, I bet I know. You don't want to deprive all the women who might not be able to pay what you are really worth! Right?
After reading that first sentence in your comment Gracie, I decided it would be in my best interest to increase the frequency of hugs.
It never occurred to me before but I suppose you could say I am like a charity worker kind of like Mother Teresa (except I prefer to work with pretty ladies)
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