This is sooo good I had to print it again!

"YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET....JUST BECAUSE YOU READ TRUTHTELLER|

I like you people soooo much I'm going to let you in on what is soon to be the fastest growing franchise on the planet. My idea is going to make us all rich (especially me).

The basics of a highly successful franschies are;

1. Low cost of entry
2. Mass appeal
3. Low overhead
4. Great BIG profits

I've got it all figured out and I'm going to let you be the first in your area to buy one of my franchises. This is so darn good you may want to buy a master franchise and then sell sub franchises off to your friends.

I came to this idea when I realized that I've been giving away my product for free all of my life. I've been witness to the smiles and happiness it brings. The cost is nothing and the value is priceless.....

HUGS TO GO

Isn't that a beautiful name for a franchise? The name says it all! And as a friend said when I proposed it....it's beautiful and simple, just like you.

Oh yeah, you laugh at me now, but just you think about all the people on this little round planet who are starved for a good hug? What would they pay for a really good hug from Eduardo or better yet someone really handsome or a beautiful lady. And kids...who doesen't like a hug from a giggly kid? See....I told you...we're going to be rich!

It has even occurred to me that I don't have to sell hugs one at a time. I will make available monthly or yearly contracts at a slight discount. Of course we will set up automatic withdrawals from your banking account.

My days of being a Hugslut, giving away those free hugs to every lady that crosses my path are over. I'm going to be a mega rich entrepeneur. I'll be a celebrity like Donald Trump (only nice). I might even set up a charitable foundation and give away some of my product free to the poor and needy (and really hot girls).

So contact me right away for franchise information and a mailing addresss for your very reasonable deposit before someone else beats you to the gold. Oh yes, of course I provide personal training (for the ladies only) I'll find a beautiful female assistant to conduct the male training.

I'm not sure whether it's the prospect of all the money I'm going to make or the sheer love of providing a service like this, that I'm most excited about. The one thing I am certain about is that I will be doing like all the self help gurus tell us...I'll be following my bliss!

"You laugh at me because I'm different
I laugh at you because you're all the same"
(I can't remember who said that, but she must have been a genius)

Eduardo, President
Hugs To Go

P.S. I trust you took notice that what I'm proposing could be classified as an 'eco business' I stongly encourage that all of my hug products be recycled!