FOR WOMEN'S EYES ONLY!

"this changes everything you've ever thought"

This morning I was enjoying my first cup of coffee with the morning paper. What I read nearly knocked me out of my chair. My first reaction was to start laughing out loud. The waitress who was walking by at the time, stopped and said...ok, Eduardo what's so funny?

"I found the final proof and now I am officially a genius"

That is exactly what I told her! In her most pleasant and yet condescending tone she replied...'you know we really like you, but you are serious weird sometimes'. It would have taken too long explain my amusement and delight in my discovery, so I just showed her the article I was reading. Her response....yeah right and if you believe that, you also believe in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. She left shaking her head and laughing at how naive men can be.

"this is the Cosmic Jokester (God) at his finest"

For the past 2 and 1/2 years that I have been writing here, I have been trying to prove that 'life was meant to be fun, easy and abundant'. Despite the fact that some think I'm seriously deluded, I persist and frequently find concusive evidenced to support my thesis. Today I found pure gold in my morning paper.

The easist argument used against my theory is....yeah if childbirth was meant to be fun and easy, how come it's one of the most painful experiences a woman will ever have. The answer I'm tickled to be able to reveal is....you ladies are all wrong and I Eduardo am right!

"the sexual side of giving birth"

That's no typo, yes apparently childbirth can be sexual and even better than that, it can be orgasmic! Wow, that changes everything doesn't it (if it's true). Instead of being the most painful experience of a woman's life, the birthing expert (Debra Pascall-Bonaro) is quoted as saying it should be; the most pleasurable, emotionally, spiritual experience of your life!

"it's called the orgasmic birth"

The article gave the website, which I did a cursory check of. It has a short video explaining the process. You can find it at http://www.orgasmicbirth.com/ Even if you are not planning on having any babies, this is worth checking out.

"life was meant to be fun, easy and abundant, and now I have proof"

This reminds me of a time quite a few years ago when Julio (a friend) and I decided to make a roast. We were both bacholers at the time and had never tackled this before. Long story short, we got a recipe and conjured up a mouth watering feast. As we sat there savouring our creation, Julio said to me 'you know that wasn't difficult at all, I wonder what other things our mother's told us were hard just aren't. I'll bet that thing about the pain of childbirth is all baloney too' We had a good laugh but who knew? He was right!

Smile, if you haven't got a screw loose somewhere, you might never find the truth!

Eduardo

BONUS; A so called friend once sent me an email that said....wow Eduardo, I just discovered your blog and it put a smile on my face all day that I just couldn't erase. One of the days, I think I'm going to actually read it.