Tweet your brain...
"you will learn life lessons, but humans are programmed to forget"
CONFESSION; I am a world class forgetter! Yes amigos, I hereby admit that I've learned many valuable lessons in my life only to forget them. I've made bold new discoveries then forgot where I hid them. I've read hundreds of books full of wisdom and yet remember only a fraction of what penetrated my little brain.
Do you want to know why the Law of Attraction doesn't work for 99% of the people?
Lucky for you I've figured it out and for a few pesos I'm willing to reveal all! This is one of those discoveries that scientists will one day figure out and the world will be astounded. Yet lucky you, you will be one of the informed and enlightened one's and all because you visited this site. So let the bells ring out and the banners fly, here is the the reason we are not all rich and happy....
"there is no one in charge of your brain"
Oh you think you are calling the shots and so did I. Poor little misguided fools that we are, we've been deluded. Sure we try to maintain control by reading self help books and blogs. True many of us put cute little messages on our refrigerators to try and remind ourselves to think positively. But the truth is, when it comes to our brains.....
"the light is on but no one is home"
I remember when the movie and book called The Secret was published. Wow, there was excitement and the boob tube was full of its praises. Oprah and Larry King had specials and blogs were all pumped up. And yet, poof the air came out as millions of people got no tangible results. Why?
"the mind is like a 3 year old, it can be having a blast one day and then the next day it can't hardly remember what all the fuss was about"
Our minds have just too much information pouring in and most of it we are not aware of. First there are our thoughts and then the thoughts of everyone else. Friends, family, co-workers, customers, strangers etc. Toss in radio, TV, papers, magazines and the internet and our poor little brains are bombarded with information overload. So we do whats easy and natural...we give up control.
"men are not born ignorant and stupid.....you have to watch a hell of a lot of TV to get that way"
But fear not, I've made an incredible discovery! Brain control will soon be yours. I will teach you how to TWEET YOUR BRAIN! You will gain more control of your mind in a fun and easy way. Sound too good to be true? (probably is but what the heck, it's worth a try).
So come back tomorrow and all will be revealed!
Smile, it looks good on you!
Eduardo
"who was the first guy to look at a cow and say to himself....I think I'll squeeze those pink dangling things and see what comes out? And then I'll convince others to drink the stuff" (unkown)
CONFESSION; I am a world class forgetter! Yes amigos, I hereby admit that I've learned many valuable lessons in my life only to forget them. I've made bold new discoveries then forgot where I hid them. I've read hundreds of books full of wisdom and yet remember only a fraction of what penetrated my little brain.
Do you want to know why the Law of Attraction doesn't work for 99% of the people?
Lucky for you I've figured it out and for a few pesos I'm willing to reveal all! This is one of those discoveries that scientists will one day figure out and the world will be astounded. Yet lucky you, you will be one of the informed and enlightened one's and all because you visited this site. So let the bells ring out and the banners fly, here is the the reason we are not all rich and happy....
"there is no one in charge of your brain"
Oh you think you are calling the shots and so did I. Poor little misguided fools that we are, we've been deluded. Sure we try to maintain control by reading self help books and blogs. True many of us put cute little messages on our refrigerators to try and remind ourselves to think positively. But the truth is, when it comes to our brains.....
"the light is on but no one is home"
I remember when the movie and book called The Secret was published. Wow, there was excitement and the boob tube was full of its praises. Oprah and Larry King had specials and blogs were all pumped up. And yet, poof the air came out as millions of people got no tangible results. Why?
"the mind is like a 3 year old, it can be having a blast one day and then the next day it can't hardly remember what all the fuss was about"
Our minds have just too much information pouring in and most of it we are not aware of. First there are our thoughts and then the thoughts of everyone else. Friends, family, co-workers, customers, strangers etc. Toss in radio, TV, papers, magazines and the internet and our poor little brains are bombarded with information overload. So we do whats easy and natural...we give up control.
"men are not born ignorant and stupid.....you have to watch a hell of a lot of TV to get that way"
But fear not, I've made an incredible discovery! Brain control will soon be yours. I will teach you how to TWEET YOUR BRAIN! You will gain more control of your mind in a fun and easy way. Sound too good to be true? (probably is but what the heck, it's worth a try).
So come back tomorrow and all will be revealed!
Smile, it looks good on you!
Eduardo
"who was the first guy to look at a cow and say to himself....I think I'll squeeze those pink dangling things and see what comes out? And then I'll convince others to drink the stuff" (unkown)
posted by Edward McBeth at
10:57 AM
3 Comments:
Along with your cow milk idea I have another one...you gotta figure that the first person to look at a snail and consider eating it had to really be hungry!
I really enjoyed your post today it was funny, and made me think LOL that I was on the same wave lenght this fine day too.....
Dr Dyer say's in his audio book "The Wisdom of the Tao Te Ching", that on average we have 60,000 thoughts per day!
good one Gracie...
and Myrka, I'm not even going to tell you about all of those naughty thoughts banging around in my brain!
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