Inner calmness

I am passing this on to you because itdefinitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieveinner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning;

I finished off a bottle of WhiteZinfandel,

a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,

a package of Oreos,

the remainder of an old Prozac prescription,

the rest of the cheesecake,

some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel rightnow. Pass this on to those whom you think mightbe in need of inner peace

Eduardo

P.S. This was sent to me by my amigo Yoda, thanks for the laugh!