Some random thoughts that have been banging around in my head

"It's a lot easier and much more fun to seduce life, rather than trying to conquer it"

"If work is so terrific...why do they have to pay you to do it?"

"I don't suffer from immaturity...I love every minute of it"

"Intelligence is wasted on the stupid"

"The devil never made you do anything, that was either greed, selfishness or both"

"Don't take yourself so seriously...we don't"

"A friend was telling me that he goes to work an hour before any of his fellow workers. I thought to myself, of course he's motivated...he's married"

"If you want to make God laugh, pray for your team to win"

"Always borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect to get paid back"

"Putting off a vacation because you are too busy at work, is a lot like putting off sex until you are old"

"The reason so many people are over-weight is because they have so few out of car experiences"

Smile, and remember that when life gives you lemons....make a margarita!

Eduardo